a—pirates—life—for—me:

“—Christ, it’s too boring ‘round here.”

“You’re tellin’ me.

That said, it ‘ain’t like there’s no trouble-a waitin’ to be caused…”

timidly-courageous:

“W- wait.. where’d you all come from?!”

“But.. uh..”

Lucas swears he could see an ‘all too familiar’ face in that group of people but Lucas passes it off as a hallucination or mere coincidence.. there’s no way that could be him..

“Hi there, I’m Lucas.. it’s a pleasure to meet you all!”

“Weren’t you that-a little wimp who-a got me turned into a trophy way back when?”

a—pirates—life—for—me:

( No they should have babies and teach them how to mug people )

(( PFFFF—-

Their babies would be beautiful. And badass. And very rich :’D ))

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(( OoC and probably irrelevant post but

1) My friend and I were talking and she stalks this RP blog and we ended up talking about what Wario and Captain Syrup’s children will look like. Because since ~THING HAPPENED~ she thinks she might get pregnant but noooo this should not happen because this is not a soap opera. …As dramatic as AU!Wario is.

2) I now own Kirby’s Return to Dreamland and NOW I FEEL KIRBY CHARACTER FEELS and am not sure who to take up. I kinda wanna take up Meta Knight because I really like him (also because Dedede is taken by someone whose headcanons I adore and I really like them being Dedede) and the MK blog that appeared before seems to no longer be active.

3) I may be getting my hands on Wario Land: Shake It! soon which is relevant because OTP.

That is all. ))

… *Writing all that down, useless as it sounded.* Got ya! Pretty dumb stuff though!

“You asked, I answered, yer majesty.”

Wario raises an eyebrow, unimpressed. Hell if he was gonna be honest with Dedede!

What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

And here we have lie number one. “My-a overalls.” Note to self: don’t wear underwear for the next few days. “Bet’cha’ll didn’t know I-a could be shy!”

When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

“Wahahahah! ‘Ain’t got an answer fer ya there. I ALWAYS ask fer a reward!”

“As for the worst thing that could-a ever happen to me…” He rubs his chin in thought. The worst thing that could happen already happened, and he wasn’t about to lose his hard-earned treasure, so he decided to say “Someone findin’ out my secrets.” That worked, it was vague.

What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

“Eh… second one. ‘Cause I usually don’t care- normally it ‘ain’t my business.”

Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?

“…”

Wario’s head lowers, his arms crossing. With a breath, he mutters, “Yeah. Yeah, I-a would.” It went without saying for him- a chance to actually say good-bye to his brother? A chance to actually make right the only thing he wanted to make right? He’d take it in a heartbeat.

Are you old fashioned?

“Far from it!”

25 DEEP Questions. ASK IT UP

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

(( Buried Treasure sexy time!~ )) ( RP ) <butts>

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peaches-and-toadstools:

Peach couldn’t help but laugh herself as she got to her feet, with his help. “I guess my anger got the best of me!” 
He was being surprisingly nice, in her opinion. She wouldn’t have expected him to help her up like that. It was really nice, but she wasn’t entirely sure how to acknowledge it, so she kept quiet on that part.
“I think I still have some grass in my teeth. I seem to have a way with falling on my face.” 

“No kiddin’- ‘course, it’ll be more o’ a help when yer actually fightin’.” After helping her up, though, he kept his hands off of her, stuffing them in his pockets instead. 

Yeah, he was being nicer than he was intending- but this was Princess Peach. It was better that he was nice to her than to anyone else- at least with her he could hide behind her naivety to keep his rep safe. Were he dealing with almost anyone else, he probably would’ve doomed himself.

“I’ll let’cha brush yerself off before we continue.”