“—Christ, it’s too boring ‘round here.”
“You’re tellin’ me.
That said, it ‘ain’t like there’s no trouble-a waitin’ to be caused…”

“—Christ, it’s too boring ‘round here.”
“You’re tellin’ me.
That said, it ‘ain’t like there’s no trouble-a waitin’ to be caused…”

“W- wait.. where’d you all come from?!”
“But.. uh..”
Lucas swears he could see an ‘all too familiar’ face in that group of people but Lucas passes it off as a hallucination or mere coincidence.. there’s no way that could be him..
“Hi there, I’m Lucas.. it’s a pleasure to meet you all!”

“Weren’t you that-a little wimp who-a got me turned into a trophy way back when?”
( No they should have babies and teach them how to mug people )
(( PFFFF—-
Their babies would be beautiful. And badass. And very rich :’D ))
(( OoC and probably irrelevant post but
1) My friend and I were talking and she stalks this RP blog and we ended up talking about what Wario and Captain Syrup’s children will look like. Because since ~THING HAPPENED~ she thinks she might get pregnant but noooo this should not happen because this is not a soap opera. …As dramatic as AU!Wario is.
2) I now own Kirby’s Return to Dreamland and NOW I FEEL KIRBY CHARACTER FEELS and am not sure who to take up. I kinda wanna take up Meta Knight because I really like him (also because Dedede is taken by someone whose headcanons I adore and I really like them being Dedede) and the MK blog that appeared before seems to no longer be active.
3) I may be getting my hands on Wario Land: Shake It! soon which is relevant because OTP.
That is all. ))
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aintnohappyfeet replied to your post: 15, 23, and what would be the worst thing that could ever happen to ya?… I need the info!
… *Writing all that down, useless as it sounded.* Got ya! Pretty dumb stuff though!
“You asked, I answered, yer majesty.”

Wario raises an eyebrow, unimpressed. Hell if he was gonna be honest with Dedede!
What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
And here we have lie number one. “My-a overalls.” Note to self: don’t wear underwear for the next few days. “Bet’cha’ll didn’t know I-a could be shy!”
When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
“Wahahahah! ‘Ain’t got an answer fer ya there. I ALWAYS ask fer a reward!”
“As for the worst thing that could-a ever happen to me…” He rubs his chin in thought. The worst thing that could happen already happened, and he wasn’t about to lose his hard-earned treasure, so he decided to say “Someone findin’ out my secrets.” That worked, it was vague.
What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
“Eh… second one. ‘Cause I usually don’t care- normally it ‘ain’t my business.”
Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
“…”
Wario’s head lowers, his arms crossing. With a breath, he mutters, “Yeah. Yeah, I-a would.” It went without saying for him- a chance to actually say good-bye to his brother? A chance to actually make right the only thing he wanted to make right? He’d take it in a heartbeat.
Are you old fashioned?
“Far from it!”
Peach couldn’t help but laugh herself as she got to her feet, with his help. “I guess my anger got the best of me!”
He was being surprisingly nice, in her opinion. She wouldn’t have expected him to help her up like that. It was really nice, but she wasn’t entirely sure how to acknowledge it, so she kept quiet on that part.
“I think I still have some grass in my teeth. I seem to have a way with falling on my face.”
“No kiddin’- ‘course, it’ll be more o’ a help when yer actually fightin’.” After helping her up, though, he kept his hands off of her, stuffing them in his pockets instead.
Yeah, he was being nicer than he was intending- but this was Princess Peach. It was better that he was nice to her than to anyone else- at least with her he could hide behind her naivety to keep his rep safe. Were he dealing with almost anyone else, he probably would’ve doomed himself.
“I’ll let’cha brush yerself off before we continue.”
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a—pirates—life—for—me replied to your post: ( So after this kinda fades out, in your next post, do you want to rp him waking up? Or did you have something else in mind? )
( at least she got to touch his butt -syruppimp.jpg-
(( aw yis ;D
no one can resist this hot piece of ass

(( Yeah, that’s pretty much what’ll happen :’D Oh god this RP I can’t asldfkjasdflasdf ))
(( Wario definitely likes Syrup at this point. Aside from learning more about her through the lies and the attempts to keep her from realizing how much he hates himself now/how he’s changed, he’s also got sexual/romantic feelings for her as well. For all her teasing and for all the anger she’s caused him in the past, he doesn’t have the capacity to hate her that much anymore. ))
(( Wario has a bit of a crush on Peach. Since she’s a different Peach from the one his world knows (who is currently a queen and married to Mario), he feels like he just might have a chance with her- at the same time, he doesn’t wanna get his hopes up. Ultimately he’s sticking to being nice (or at least not a jerk) to her. ))